Offal #28 – Offalmercials #2 (100% ads)

Back by popular demand, it’s another episode of Offalmercials! That’s right, it’s an entire episode of Offal audio-tainment composed of nothing but commercial messaging.

Don’t blame us for previewing the future of entertainment media – we’re just ahead of our time in embracing a world that consists of nothing but branded communications. So, load up on OffalCoin, apply your Disclaimer medication* and sign up for the Omega Course, because there’s an ad for everyone. Featuring:

Disclaimer Medication / OffalCoin / Classifieds / Omega Course / Offal Genius Bar / Classifieds / A Deal For You / Offal Semi-Non-Invasive Consumer Survey

Season Three, Episode Nine. First transmission 14 September 2025

UPDATES

Offal book #2 is available from the Offal Store now (S'ouvre dans une nouvelle fenêtre) – hurry hurry

The Offal Issue 2 Launch Party is in Peckham on October 2 – details & RSVP below

THURSDAY 2 OCTOBER 6.30–11pm
SET Social (Red Bar), 55 Nigel Rd, Peckham SE15 4NP
(Just off Rye Lane, opposite the White Horse)
FREE! RSVP offalindustries@gmail.com (S'ouvre dans une nouvelle fenêtre) for guest list

Troll along, sparkle your dolly eek and get bona bevvied at the Offal Issue 2 launch party. Lubricate Reality With Dreams!
Readings!
Richard Milward / Alice-Louise MacGillivray / Ned Beauman / Labeja Kodua Okullu
+ the digitally pirated voices of people who might sound a bit like Alan Rickman, Virginia Woolf, TS Eliot and Richard Burton
Music!
DJ Bobby Cleaver (Numbers / It’s Nice That) + Offal Soundsystem (Werk, Feeding Time)
Malarkey!
Whistling competition, hosted by Stu Turnbull
Merch!
Pick up copies of Offal #2 for just £15 – 20% off!
Aprons, cassette packs, USB sticks, sticker packs + stuff from our friends

*Only causes side-effects.